Friday, April 18, 2008
And they're worried about a sex show?
This announcement, for the upcoming Kid swap event at ARC has me wondering how one goes about determining the market value of the kids to be swapped.
Obviously, a smart well mannered kid is worth more than a dumb ill-behaved brat. How is the value scale from perfect angel to offspring from hell determined? Does one trade one super kid and two brats for one so-so kid?
Is the swapping limited to kid (or kids) for kid (or kids), or can kids be swapped for material goods? Can a super kid earn you a yacht in trade? Can a Mercedes sweeten the pot enough to swap a problem child for the peace and quiet of a childless home?
Inquiring minds seek the answer to these and many other questions arising in regard to this swapping of kids at a city owned facility.
And what’s next, a wife swapping event?
Obviously, a smart well mannered kid is worth more than a dumb ill-behaved brat. How is the value scale from perfect angel to offspring from hell determined? Does one trade one super kid and two brats for one so-so kid?
Is the swapping limited to kid (or kids) for kid (or kids), or can kids be swapped for material goods? Can a super kid earn you a yacht in trade? Can a Mercedes sweeten the pot enough to swap a problem child for the peace and quiet of a childless home?
Inquiring minds seek the answer to these and many other questions arising in regard to this swapping of kids at a city owned facility.
And what’s next, a wife swapping event?
# posted by James W Breckenridge : 12:51 AM
